You know how Valley Village's anti-gay, anti-brunch mayor May Kadoody was exposed by Sarah Silverman for having top secret bra-and-granny-panties-wearing lesbian brunch with famed Cookie Party hostess Mini Coffee? And then how after May Kadoody resigned in disgrace, the Valley Village anti-gay marriage law was overturned so that gigantic, orange, gay couple Brian and Steve could finally get married?

You don't? Well that's what recently happened on The Sarah Silverman Program (currently airing on Comedy Central and Logo), a week after Brian and Steve battled the ghost of a guy they accidentally murdered with a TV remote. When Brian and Steve got married, they bumped fists instead of kissing. Because that's what happens in a world where gays are also part-time ghostbusters.

Here's what Brian Posehn and Steve Agee, the guys who play "Brian" and "Steve," have to say about some of that stuff:

Even before the single has even hit the charts, the gays at unlaunched gay social networking site Fabulis have given the homo-does-viral-video treatment to Lady GaGa's "Monster," courtesy of director David Fudge, creator of last summer's David Fudge's "Party In The FIPs," (which paid tribute to the beloved Fire Island Pines in conjunction with Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter).

Heaven knows American Apparel is one weird brand. The whole "made-in-downtown-L.A." thing and "Legalize Gay" tanks prove the company is extremely progressive in its politics. But why a cotton hoodie manages to ring up as, like $60 at the cash register, or why the employees treat their customers like annoying cousins only adds to the bizarre experience of shopping at the hipster haven (but we must admit, we like what they sell).

Look, we're no style mavens, but even in spite of the f*cking leggings, we categorically agree that earth tones and comfortable cotton cardigans make the store a guilty pleasure, so we were pleased to find this video featuring Trans Am, the company's new line of garments exclusively designed for the intersexed.

Obviously, at American Apparel, there's room for everyone (and "every" "thing").

Finally -- FINALLY -- someone has taken the brilliantly smart-ass comments of one Ms. Dorothy Zbornak (played with effortless bite by beloved American treasure Bea Arthur) and turned it into a single-serving site.

Every time you visit That's What Bea Said, you're greeted with a new gem from our favorite Golden Girl (sorry, Betty, we still love you). Examples include:

When Heidi sends the designers to the roof to meet with Tim, you know it's a budget week with no special guest other than someone who's already a sponsor or the marketing rep for a new advertiser, and it's hando time.

So yeah, Garnier. They brought some guy named Carrion. I think I just spelled it wrong but why go back and find out the real truth? His name sounds like the carcass of a rotting animal and it would be better, and way more metal, if he just spelled it my way.

Given how much overblown hoopla there's been in the last few weeks in the gay media about Sean Hayes officially coming out of the closet (a mere four years after Will & Grace went off the air, taking Hayes' cultural relevance with it) and the GLAAD Awards (one of the organization's three annual back-patting events took place over the weekend in New York), it seemed like the perfect time to share gay blogger (and former MTV host) Dave Holmes' thoughts on both subjects.

Because really, enough already.

Apparently not content to have dominated dance floors and radio in 2009, David Guetta -- the producer behind the Grammy Award–winning earworms "When Love Takes Over" and Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling" -- continues to roll out the jams in 2010. Another Guetta production, Kelis' comeback single "Acapella," is Number One on the club charts right now, and he's also got a hand in All of Me, the forthcoming sophomore album from UK neo-soul sensation Estelle ("American Boy"). Check out his work on Estelle's new single, "Freak," and see how many Grace Jones references you can catch in the clip.

If you've been watching RuPaul's Drag Race on Logo [read our recaps!] then you already know it's one of the funniest, most subversive shows currently on television. Above and beyond that, its hostess manages to satirize Tyra Banks, Tim Gunn, and reality television altogether with four simple words: "Don't f*ck it up."

The ladies in the contestant pool are, unsurprisingly, a "fierce crop of bitches," as the 'mos might put it. With each gal ready to scratch her way to the top (using fake nails the size of grasshoppers, natch), Drag Race turns what could be a silly, one-joke premise into an especially wacky farce that not-so-secretly rails against the predetermined ideas of drag culture.

The blogger behind Pretty On The Outside knows what we're talking about, and has taken to his art pad (or iPad?) to pay artistic tribute to Ru and her throng of wannabes. See the illustration after the jump.