Clogs [or Crocs]

They're just not sexy and, let me be clear on the subject, they don't look right on men - ever.

Boston Red Sox Caps

I especially hate these if the guy wearing one is cute. I just want to rip it off his head a put him in a Yankee cap.

A Beer Gut

It's not attractive. I don't care if you say you've espoused the bear lifestyle. A big belly just doesn't look good unless your job is to wear a red suit and slide down chimneys on Christmas Eve.

Now, I'm not saying I'm down with MeMe Roth's attack on Jordin Sparks, but, seriously, lose the gut.

Too Many Muscles

Technically, I think, we all have the same number of muscles, so, I'm talking size here. What's too much will vary from person to person. But as a general rule, if it looks like it takes a truckload of steroids to keep you that way, it's too much.

A Prince Albert

I don't like these, except in photos where they sometimes look hot. In person, they're impractical and simply present way too many logistical problems.

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The list goes on... capri pants [on men], sunglasses at night, too many visible electronic devices on your person. But, tell me, what makes your list?