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I'm not too ashamed to admit that I watched 'High School Musical' (#1) this weekend. It was fun, hysterically kitschy, and really sweet. Way more watchable for grown-ups than one might think. Well, at least gay grown-ups, for the aforementioned reasons. Oh yeah, and because, like Prince Gomolvilas so insightfully wrote on these pages last week, 'High School Musical' is chock full of gay.
In keeping with the weekend of getting in touch with my inner 13-year-old-girl, I also caught last night's 'Teen Choice Awards.' Check out this video from the opening number, a futuristic fantasy of how Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay, Ryan and the gang will carry off touring 50 years from now in what will very likely still be the hugest and gayest Disney phenomenon of all time.
And DO NOT miss my bonus video find, a funny and très gay mash-up of none other than blue-eyed Zac Efron doing his best Julie Andrews as he runs through the hills singing the 'Sound of Music.' Life is good.
Teen Choice Awards Parody of HSM
The Hills are Alive with the Sound of HSM
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Thursday 16 April
By Brian
Just because he's dating a girl doesn't make him straight. This is a popular way of hiding the fact you're gay. It's the "Hollywood Way."
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Monday 27 August
By Prince Gomolvilas
Holy crap! I almost cried that was so moving! :)
I love how they timed the "beat with the wings of the bird" to his hand movements. That's GENIUS!
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Monday 27 August
By Jonathen Babagano
garbage crap crap
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Monday 27 August
By Olivia
you're all just friken jealous!!
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Monday 27 August
By Stephanie
i love zac efron... he is not gay to me and you can totally tell he is not singing that hills are alive thing..its bet on it.not even funny..
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Monday 27 August
By none of your business
i don't think its gay. except for the song troy does in the sequal. where he says bet on it like 70 times. and i think his tight straight pants are hideous! ya, that song is gay.
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Monday 27 August
By Misty
hes not GAY! HES DATING VANESSA ANNE HUGENS STUPID PEOPLE!!
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Monday 27 August
By lovelove
i love your work. you are soooo funny. bahhhhh. i cant wait to see the real thing. it will be really funny. so if you are gay and you said zac will be gay will you guys like hit it off. cause that would be awsome. i would really get into waching you guys get together. ahhh. funnyfunnyfunny.
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Monday 27 August
By angel
wow that looked like he was actually singing. i love the timing on some of the movements
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Monday 27 August
By Bridget
Wow
i Liked everything except for the mascot that was Lil icky
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Monday 27 August
By minji
this really shows that seniors, can do the same thing ,in another way.
though it wasn't thattt good..
but
still
.
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Monday 27 August
By minji
zac efron is soo gay
ppl What do u thinK? he is bisexual!
JUST THINK
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Monday 27 August
By meagan
lmao...mmk...i know that zac efron isn't really gay...but it's so true that he did seem gay during this scene in the movie....very funny...and i totally think that the pokemon theme song would have gone along better with his dance...lmfao.
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Monday 27 August
By KElly
Dude the one of zac is funny. He is not gay, but i loved how u made it so its timed perfectly, it was great!!! I hated that song in the movie, the rest wuz pretty good tho.
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Monday 27 August
By meagan
lmao...i know zac efron's not really gay...but it's so true that he did seem gay in this scene...lmfao...and i think that the pokemon theme song would have gone along better with this vid clip.
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Monday 27 August
By nohbdy
zac did look really stupid in tht scene but he's definitely not gay.
really good timing at some points!!
haha
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Monday 27 August
By cara
I love Zac! and ur just jelous that he won teen choice hottie! and hes awsome!!!and the movie was great! u just are sayin that cause u werent in it! if u have anything else 2 say of zac u better b sayin it about urself! jerk! but im not gonna fight with u cause zac always says ignore them! toodles!
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Monday 27 August
By someone who was bored enough to read this stupidass article
wow you people are all fucking retarted seriously. get a life!. high school musical is a TEEN movie made for basically all ages. if u dont enjoy it DONT watch it! its that simple!why waste all your time writing a bunch of SHIT about how high school musical is so gay?! is it because your INSECURE about ur own SEXUALITY?! think about it! your stupid. its no gay in the least . the character ryan just has a personality and stlye that can be perceived the wrong way. its a CHARACTER! if you think thats SO GAY then u must be very STERIOTYPICAL. everyone loves the movie and and its cast so stop HATING. its its also been on broadway and its been done in highschools, theatres, and camps all around the world. IN FACT i was just in it. its moving and inspiring and if u dont like it DONT WATCH IT! thanks. oh and for the record (zac efron is not going out with vanessa hudgens.) i saw that someone wrote that on here) seriously people think about it. its only for publicity. well anyway i think i got my point across. so just THINK about it.
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Monday 27 August
By cara
i think u should all just leave Zac alone! he did nothing 2 u! if u dont like him or the movie move on but dont just sit here and act like immature jerks and make fun of him!
I ♥ ZAC EFRON! always n 4ever!♥
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Monday 27 August
By Lilly
yeah, we all know zac efron isn't gay, hes dating vanessa....but the HSM movies ARE gay, and its hilarious when people make fun of them...
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