Renee Gannon
Prince Gomolvilas
Arlan Hamilton
Sanford Marcus
Susan Norfleet
Let's lighten things up on this fine Friday, shall we? There's so much to love this week!
Don't you love it when the military accidentally recruits gays by placing more than 8,000 job listings on a gay networking website? "Whoops!" doesn't quite capture the sound of high-ranking officials crapping their pants when they found this out.
Don't you love it that Lance Bass wanted Britney Spears to be his fag hag? But nooooo, they haven't talked since that fateful night when Lancey-poo invited Britney to his bed--only to clobber her by coming out.
Don't you love it that Lance wants Justin Timberlake to be gay as much as we all do? "We thought Justin was gay because he told us he wanted to do a gay part in a movie," Lance told GQ magazine. I don't know about you, but that still gives me hope. Maybe Justin can team up with Daniel Radcliffe, who wants to go gay too! Who would top? Who would bottom? The possibilities are endless!
Don't you love it that playwright Joe Orton may receive his very own memorial toilet? When I die, will somebody honor me with a memorial glory hole?
Don't you love it that theater director Mike Nichols calls Clay Aiken "an excellent comic actor and a master of character," in reference to Clay taking over one of the leads in Broadway's Spamalot? But wouldn't we all get way more bang for our Broadway buck if Clay starred in Xanadu instead? Please please please please please. I want to see that boy skate!
Don't you love it that Priscilla, Queen of the Desert is now a big stage musical? As if musical theater weren't gay enough, this just sends things into the homosexual stratosphere!
...Love, love, love! It's been a good week. And to start your weekend off right, let's take another look at the wacky Finnish. I know you've probably seen this already, but it just gets better and better on repeated viewings (for those of you who haven't seen it, wait for those back-up dancers!):
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