Just because lots of famous ladies are pretty, that doesn't mean we'd necessarily want to kiss them on the mouth (given the chance, of course). Nevertheless, we're not the kind of guys who run screaming after coming within ten feet of bare ladyparts. In fact, we still think there are tons of hot famous gals for whom we would be both honored and tempted to switch teams for, if given the golden opportunity.

Of course, we've narrowed those endless choices down to five, for the sake of...ugh, who are we kidding? Seeing five vaginas anywhere but in a gender studies text book is already a stretch.



Like the best gal pal [who could possibly convince you to take her pants off] you never had, Lily Allen is one hot number. Pop music's reigning bad girl, the brash, foul-mouthed UK starlet seems like someone we'd totally want to party with (although, naturally, we'd be a tad more careful with the cocktails). And who knows, by the end of the night, anything's possible, right?


You don't have to watch Lost to appreciate the undeniably luminous visage of Sonya Walger. Now a regular on Flash Forward (following a stint on HBO's underrated drama, Tell Me You Love Me), Walger continues displaying her dramatic chops, and we keep on watching. ...Oh, and if anyone's going to get us interested in boobs, it's this lady.

Often, gay guys identify with camp, be it in film, literature, or the occasional space diva (we're looking at you, GaGa). And while it's easy to strip the object of our campy affection of its sexuality, Shakira oozes with sex appeal. She can't help it, and honestly? We can't help but notice, especially after one look at her cuckoo-as-it-is-hot performance in the video for her recent single, "She Wolf."
Ok, so the chance of her hooking up with a gay guy are somehow significantly slimmer than those with the rest of the gals on the list, but a guy can wish, right? Half of the most famous lesbian couple in the world (her wife is named, like, Ellen DeGenersomething or something?), Portia De Rossi is an Australian glamazon whose comic turns in Ally McBeal, Arrested Development, and Better Off Ted only further showcased her talent, cementing her status as a lady whose performance chops extend way beyond sex appeal


The wife of the world's most famous one-man political powerhouse, First Lady Michelle Obama is the definition of class, grace, and elegance. And have you heard about her arms? Because her arms are ridiculous. If Madonna wants to learn how to look toned without appearing too -- how do we say this? -- horrifying, she might want to give the White House a buzz. And we're not going to lie: one glimpse of Michelle using a hula hoop was enough to drag our minds straight into the gutter.