Once upon a time, a sad soul of a man galavanted about with other gentlemen, having The Sex with other dudes at the very same time he attended church on a regular basis (but how...HOW!?). It was a majorly cuckoo bananas time for this guy, who was living what "they" call "The Down Low Lifestyle," in which a man pursues Da Ladies while getting some secret man-sauce on the side (yuck!).

Pat Robertson and the bonkers crew at The 700 Club decided to give us a supremely unbiased, totally unfiltered look at what living on the DL means, and how E-Z-cakes it is to just give it all up (see ya later, primal human urges!) and find a woman to whom you are completely attracted, one hundred and eleven percent. Cuz t's just a choice, right, guys?



via FourFour